*kumakain ka ba ng aratilis?
*nagpipitpit ng gumamela para gawing soapy bubbles na hihipan mo sa binilog na tanggkay ng walis tingting?
*pinipilit ka ba matulog ng nanay mo pag hapon at di ka papayagan maglaro pag di ka natulog?
*marunong ka magpatintero, saksak puso, langit-lupa, teleber-teleber, luksong tinik?
*malupit ka pag meron kang atari, family computer or nes?
*alam mo ang silbi ng up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, a, b, start?
*may mga damit ka na U.S.E.D., Boy London, Cross Colors, Esprit, Blowing Bubbles at pag nakakakita ka ng Bench na damit eh naalala mo si Richard Gomez?
*addict ka sa rainbow brite, carebears, my little pony,thundercats, bioman, voltes v, mazinger z, daimos, he-man at marami pang cartoons na hindi pa translated sa tagalog?
*nanonood ka ng shaider kasi nabobosohan mo si annie at type na type mo ang puting panty nya?
*marunong ka mag wordstar at nakahawak ka na talaga ng 5.25 na floppy disk?
*inaabangan mo lagi ang batibot at akala mo magkakatuluyan si kuya bodgie at ate sienna...nung high school ka inaabangan mo lagi beverly
hills 90210?
*gumagam it ka ng AQUANET para pataasin ang bangs mo?
*meron kang blouse na may padding kung babae ka at meron kang sapatos na mighty kid kung lalake ka?
*nangongolekta ka ng paper stationaries at mahilig ka magpa pirma sa slumbook mo para lang malaman mo kung sino ang crush ng type mo?
*kilala mo si manang bola at ang sitsiritsit girls? e si luning-ning at luging-ging?
*alam mo ibig sabihin ng time space warp at di mo makakalimutan ang
time space warp chant?
*idol mo si McGyver at nanonood ka ng Perfect Strangers?
*eto malupet... six digits lang ba ang phone number nyo dati?
*nakakatawag ka pa sa pay phone ng 3 bentesingko lang ang dala?
*cute pa si aiza seguerra sa eat bulaga at alam mo ang song na "eh kasi bata"?
*inabutan mo ba na ang Magnolia Chocolait eh nasa glass bottle pa na ginagawang lalagyan ng tubig ng nanay mo sa ref?
*meron kang pencil case na maraming compartments na pinagyayabang mo sa mga kaklase mo?
*noon mo pa hinahanap kung saan ang Goya Fun Factory?
*alam mo lyrics ng "tinapang bangus" at
"alagang-alaga namin si puti"?
*alam mo ang kantang "gloria labandera".. lumusong sha sa tubig ang paa ay nabasa at ang "1, 2, 3, asawa ni marie"... hehehehehe?
*sosyal ka pag may play-doh ka at Lego... at
nag-iipon ka ng G.I. Joe action figures at iba pa ang mukha ni barbie noon?
*inabutan mo pa yung singkong korteng bulaklak at yung diyes na square?
*lumaki kang bobo dahil ang akala mo nangangagat talaga ang alimango sa kantang tong-tong-tong...diba naninipit yun?
*alam mo yung kwento ng pari na binigyan ng pera yung batang umakyat ng puno para bumili ng panty... and shempre, alam mo rin ba kung ano
binigay nya sa nanay nung umakyat ng puno?
*meron kang kabisadong kanta ni andrew e na alam mo hanggang ngayon.. aminin?
*laging lampin ang sinasapin sa likod mo pag pinapawisan ka?
*bumibili ka ng tarzan, texas at bazooka bubble gum... tira-tira, at yung kending bilog na sinawsaw sa asukal?
*takot ka dumating ang year 1999 dahil sabi nla magugunaw daw ang mundo?
KUNG ALAM MO LAHAT DITO LAGPAS KA NA NG 25 YEARS
OLD... KAPAG HALOS LAHAT ALAM MO, NASA 23-25 KA...
WAG KA NA MAG DENY.. TUMAWA KA NA LANG... DIBA .75
CENTAVOS PA LANG PAMASAHE SA JEEP NUN AT MAS
MASARAP ANG MELLOW YELLOW KESA MOUNTAIN DEW? HAHAHAHA
Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're
dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
Chinese Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise
because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake !
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
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